A hilarious overview of the methods people use to get even with big business, government and enemies. These dirty tricks range from the simple to the elaborate. George Hayduke has 23 books on Goodreads with ratings. George Hayduke’s most popular book is Get Even: The Complete Book of Dirty Tricks. Don’t Get Mad, Get Even has 8 ratings and 0 reviews: Published May 1st by Citadel, pages, Paperback.

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Lists with This Book. I bet you can, too. During that time, Mac Chunder, a very close pal, has handled the book-writing chores and I want to thank him for a job well done. Ask them to please place “you” on their master list for merchants and advertisers as “you” dearly love the bargain shopping that comes in the mail to “you. This also works for apartments, mail slots, etc. Use your imagination to locate something that will disgust everyone, even farm animals.

He suggest you make many, many repeated calls over a thirty or forty-minute period and leave either no message or rude, untraceable ones.

But, we don’t ask for their love; only for their fear. That is, unless you use three bottles on your mark’s car. Gaurav added it Apr 18, Display it in a high-traffic location in the office, dorm, barracks or whatever.

I believe I’ll have another beer. A former state legislator offers the idea of a nationally advertised party for hayvuke to be held at your mark’s home. He finally had some fun with the vehicle of one from this breed of jerks. He told me it was more a deluge system than a sprinkler. It’s time for an organized return to some entertainment by Haydukery. That dosage will heat the average auto-engine temperature beyond not only belief, but also beyond workable stress.


Set off a whole bunch of them in a store They wanted to discuss his gun waving car ride that afternoon. Several mechanics from the Pinkeln Auto Repair School suggested that you have a friendly mechanic reverse the sensor between the gas gauge and the gas tank of your mark’s car. OssifrageRage rated it really liked it Dec 12, All articles with unsourced statements Articles with unsourced statements from January Male Order Photolabs, Ventura Blvd.

Now, you need an efficient, trusted hacker, who knows how to bypass security on the company haydyke. Why not rent someone who looks and sounds like your least favorite political thing and have your impersonator make political speeches, public appearances, press conferences, etc. Use the ‘super-stick’ kind that remove the paint when they come of f. Remove all of the wall-light switch plates.

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Have a very trusted friend who has no connection with the mark rent your costume for you. Don’t take that literally. Another way to point out the errors of their ways to errant owners of these establishments comes from an old Vietnamese friend of mine, a laundryman named Diddy Mao. According to our veteran contributor Geneth, paint pens are the haydukf invention for graffiti artists since walls.

Don’t Get Mad, Get Even

Select the absolute worst song, the really aural dog on the list, and pump it all your change. Rob from Palm Beach got a large box, filled it with packing, then included a plastic bag full of two or three days accumulated dog dump.

Here, directly from the mind haydjke Reinhard Wunken, are some suggestion if your mark holds dear a cabbage-head kid: That, and the alarming plague of individual, corporate institutional and governmental bullies at home, has hastened my return across our southern border.


I pissed in his shoes.

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Be creative and use all your acting ability here to get maximum splatter and mass audience effect. Top Secret Registry of U. Alisia marked it as to-read Oct 26, Make sure you have some witnesses when you “check” your kid’s candy as “a concerned parent.

When you reach the top you will have x different encounters; some of them will have been great fun. Hillard-Townsend Frist Mate Press, Bill decided to act. For starters, report late for work, then slough off the rest of the day.

The tenant reads the form, reproduced here, and sends it in. Skull says it can be used to fix creeps as well. The reader further stated that a woman performing this prank would be better able to avoid suspicion. Hayduke ‘ s newest book. Pettersen rated it it was ok Mar 24, The only cool guy out of Watergate was Yet Liddy; he kept hayuke mouth shut. Hayduke has arranged his chapters both by subject and method, then arranged these alphabetically.

Here’s how it works. It seems the Philadelphia traffic-ticket system spews out tickets for people who’ve never even been in Philadelphia, let alone operated an automobile there. Remove the fet contents of the candy egg and hayduuke with any sort of vile concoction.

Get to your mark’s bedroom window. If you’re working covert, stay that way.